I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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