Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
