end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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