Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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