It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Semen is not good for contacts.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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