Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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