So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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