He asked to "fluff my boner.."
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Shame - the story of my life.
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