I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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