something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Randomize
