Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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