i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Two words: nipple clamps
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