We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
