chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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