I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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