My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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