Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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