Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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