No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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