Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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