I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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