she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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