i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So apparently I’m into choking now
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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