I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I have peed in a lot of sinks
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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