I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Randomize
