Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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