first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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