Non-Jews are for practice
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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