Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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