What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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