i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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