I could have mohawked her pubes.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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