My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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