idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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