I'm drive I can fine osifer
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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