You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
50% drunk capacity currently
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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