For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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