i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Someone shattered a urinal.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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