when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
love makes seman taste better
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
My feet surprised me
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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