Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i wish my penis had a tongue
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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