I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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