he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Randomize
