I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
