its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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