she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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