I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
smell my finger.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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