Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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