He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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