Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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