Small penises have feelings too.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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