Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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