Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think I won the penis lottery.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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