I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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