listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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