I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
